If You Want To Keep A Lady, You Must Rev Her Engine At Least Twice A Day — Femi Fani-Kayode
Former Aviation Minister has taken to social media to lecture on how to keep a woman.
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The father of nine and former politician turned political critic who is currently married to Precious Chikwendu, shared a photo of his wife as he explained how to keep a lady.
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He wrote:
HOW TO KEEP A LADY
Ladies are like race horses: they must be mastered, tamed, trained, exercised and regularly serviced. They are like race cars: their engine must be revved at least twice a day.
They are like precious jewels and rare gems: they must be cherished, shielded, guarded, protected and defended. They are like little children: they must be given attention, pampered, encouraged, loved, made to feel on top of the world and given everything that they need and want. They are like magnificent works of art: they must be appreciated and valued.
If you want to keep a lady, live for her alone, worship the ground she walks on, treat her like a Queen, tolerate and accept her idiosyncrasies, weaknesses and excesses and love her for who and what she is, warts and all!
And one more thing: once in a while write her a romantic poem, serve her breakfast in bed, give her flowers, buy her the most expensive and exotic perfumes, take her shopping and in the evening cook a candle-lit dinner for her.
Do all this and she will stand with you through thick and thin. That’s my secret and that’s the key!
All this is for women alone, how possible is it that a man can fulfill all this hmmm, do you also consider a man without money, can he be able to please or do this stuffs.
No wonder you abuses even the elderly..
You are a weak man and that’s why you worship your wife…(fool)…
You hate everything Nigeria and you still worship one of its citizen even though a second class one.
U cannot satisfy a woman no matter what. If she loves u she loves u. As regards Fani, I think he lost the other three women because of his philosophy abt women. Sometimes when u do everything for a woman she take s u for granted. But if u are hash she will try to please u. Just my opinion